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robemmy:

And why haven’t we arrested him yet?

robemmy:

And why haven’t we arrested him yet?

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drewapple:

wrywlf:

calluvion:

Imagine this: You’re sitting in your animation history class. Your professor says that your classmate who sits two empty seats away from you is going to show his animation. Joy!

Then, projected ten feet tall in glorious HD, is an autobiographical piece about his life problems and his manic pixie dream girl purple skunk girlfriend. Complete with fade to black sex. And masturbation scene.

Imagine that and you will know a fraction of my pain.

holy piss

oh my god

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s1uts:

imdemetrialynn:

britches-and-hose:

imdemetrialynn:

I think we all feeling his expression to this shit right now. lmao 

I said I feel like him before I even scrolled down to see the rest of the post. We’ve been saying she’s mocking us but so many of you still don’t get it.

shit is clear as day in their face though. I’ll never understand why some choose to be blinded. 

Somebody kick her ass please

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drbennedict:

ipartywithicarly:

what do we do now??

drbennedict:

ipartywithicarly:

what do we do now??

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antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

(via ruinedchildhood)

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bunnyfood:

Yawn and stretch. 

bunnyfood:

Yawn and stretch. 

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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute, via officialwhitegirls)

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wruzicka-reblogs:

leseanthomas:

i-wouldnt-even-question-it:

My man.

My ninja Neil deGrasse Tyson roasting with truth and logic, lol. 

Well, if he wants to run for office, I’d vote for him.

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asylum-art:

Crystal Wagner Installation

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When art consumes environments. Finished “Bio Interloper” for Artprize 2014, currently on display at the Urban Institute of Contemporary Art

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l-laymitch:

"that must be the uvula"

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"oh, so its a girl house”

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importantbirds:

monetizeyourcat:

How else a gotta purchag the snack a nest? Buy a sweagder? PLEASE Miz Bank allow a hold thee money

We should be afraid of birds… Just sayin

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the-denial-squad:

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine
Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality
Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

Yeah but cheating may be a messed up, stupid, horrible thing to do to someone you are in a relationship with but I do not give a shit what your gender is no matter how much someone has cheated they do not deserve this shit. Locking someone in a car with a box of bugs is fucking sadistic. He has every right to be pissed at her but this should not be celebrated as a way to deal with ‘cheaters’. What he should have done was dump her ass and get on with his life because no one deserves this, and I mean no one. We are supposed to be a modern society which means ‘an eye for an eye’ is bullshit. He got cheated on, that sucks but I’m sure he’ll get over it, but what she went through would have been traumatic to say the least. Yeah she cheated but that does not mean she deserves this kind of medieval punishment. 

^^^

the-denial-squad:

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…

Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine

Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality

Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

Yeah but cheating may be a messed up, stupid, horrible thing to do to someone you are in a relationship with but I do not give a shit what your gender is no matter how much someone has cheated they do not deserve this shit. Locking someone in a car with a box of bugs is fucking sadistic. He has every right to be pissed at her but this should not be celebrated as a way to deal with ‘cheaters’. What he should have done was dump her ass and get on with his life because no one deserves this, and I mean no one. We are supposed to be a modern society which means ‘an eye for an eye’ is bullshit. He got cheated on, that sucks but I’m sure he’ll get over it, but what she went through would have been traumatic to say the least. Yeah she cheated but that does not mean she deserves this kind of medieval punishment. 

^^^

(via ruinedchildhood)

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angryblackman:

bronanthegnarbarian:

jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

Black girls were trying to pay this nigga’s bailimage

This post is a goddamn car wreck.